Sometimes, I will indulge temptation

Rob and I ordered new phones. We spent the extra money to have them shipped two-day, meaning they'll be here this afternoon (they were already in Doraville as of bedtime last night). I am pretty damn excited, as my new phone is a chic black Razr. My current phone is over three years old, doesn't flip or have a camera, and has suffered much abuse. It has been variously dropped, drowned, and beaten. The thought of my coming Razr, something so shiny and so new, so straight up indulgent as only an over-the-top trendy cell phone can be, makes me so intoxicated I can barely type.