Almost done with Finals Week






Things I will not miss about college when I finally finish this stupid undergrad degree I was supposed to have finished three-and-a-half years ago:





--18-year-olds.


--Professors who became professors because they never wanted to grow up, and desperately want the 18-year-olds to think they're still cool, but really, the 18-year-olds only added them as a facebook friend because they were hoping it would help them get an A, and it totally did.


--Overpriced vending machines that eat your dimes.


--The humiliation of discovering the book you paid $95 + tax for in August is only worth $9.95 at book buyback in December.


--Finals Week.

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