Me: (half a cocktail away from completely blotto)...speaking of Nebraska, Nebraska is the only state in the nation with an unicameral legislature. Every other state has a bicameral legislature. It's true. Look it up. I'm so smart. (pause) I'm really drunk.
Bartender: (amused) You know, words like "unicameral" don't exactly make guys hard.
Me: Yeah...it's true. I know how to make guys hard, but it's usually really boring. Politics is a lot better.
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