For those who wonder what exactly I do at my job, here's a taste:

Office-Newsletter Editor Refuses To Back Down

SALINA, KS—Shipping department manager Nathan Harrity refused to apologize Monday for the controversy surrounding the November issue of Shoppe Talk, the Vitamin Shoppe corporate headquarters' internal newsletter.

Hard-hitting newsletter editor, coffee-brewing underling, remover of the paper-jam, sometime computer expert: I am all this and more.

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