Things my friends say

I'm trying to do a better job of writing down the hilarious shit my hilariously awesome friends say. Here are a few from this week:

"The only 'g' word I love is 'gummy bear' - or 'Ginger spice.' I LOVE her!"

"I had to turn the light on when we were doing it because I forgot what he looked like. (pause) Isn't that bad?"

"I know I'm a gay man, but culturally, I'm a lesbian."

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